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Additional terrorist activity has been reported in Evanston, Il. The rogue group of geese have resorted to alterior motives. Rather than making a martyr of one of their own kind, they have resorted to tactical alternatives. By employing the underground resources, aka, squirrels and various insects, they disabled the infrastructure of the elm tree. This combined at the opportune time of high winds and wet leaves allowed the operation to be a success. Reliable sources report chatter amongst the trees, “once the humans are gone, you two land on the branch.”
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